Nothing is free on the internet

After 20 minutes of perusing supposed free stat counters, and finding nasty spyware, compulsory banner ads, 20minute-loading sites, and hideous fonts, I happened across statcounter.com, a nice, fast, simple but effective site that gave me what I was looking for with CatSpit. Props to them for having their act together. Go visit them, use them, and give them babies.