Oooh yes please sir, can we have some more

I don't care what the critics say. Riddick was awesome. Pure fun, action and lots of sweaty Vin Diesel all the way through the movie. I was on the edge of my seat from start to finish, thats what a movie is about. Ok sure it's not winning any Oscars for depth of characters but when I go to see an action movie who gives a shit? I still soak up Sci-Fi like a teenager and this was like Dune but with more muscles, computer graphics and tits. Ok so the comparison's not really a great one but that's what it felt like to watch. Yes yes I hear you, you Dune fanatics, put a sock in it. This is my site, and I'm Rick James, bitch!. Maddox doesn't like it, however. Well, quite frankly, fuck Maddox. I'm sure he'd be the first to agree. I still love him and that post's pretty funny.

For those of you who don't get that last sentence: first, watch the Dave Chappelle show, and don't ever miss it because it's the best thing on Tivo. Second, find someone with the "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories" Episode and steal it from them. Watch it. Laugh. Repeat.

I digress once again. Must drink less coffee while scribbling on notepad.

So... yeah. Riddick. Lots of fun, especially as the movie theatre I went to seemed to recently have had some kind of audio upgrade so the deep bass throbbing of my cock I mean the spaceships sounded extra extra special. Kim loved it, but claimed it was ass due to the fact Vin Diesel never took his top off. I can understand that, he should be naked in every movie. The bad guys are really bad, the good guys are bad, and the wife of the High Lord whassisname in particular reminded me of Sherry Palmer in 24, only a lot hotter and with some very form-fitting dresses which I can only heartily endorse.

I'm an action flick sucker, sue me. Oh and while you're at it, take your Happy Potter film and bugger off. You're NOT 6 any more, bitch.