Monday blah blah merfle

Yesterday I was sampling the joys that a new mountain bike can bring offroad.
Today I am sampling acronym after acronym.

Yesterday I was zipping around some switchbacks during the wee morning hours.
Today I am zipping files.

Yesterday I caught a wicked sunburn across my back.
Today I am catching viruses.

Yesterday I was watching the excitement that was Brazil vs. Australia.
Today I get to watch Togo versus Switzerland.

Yesterday I was riding my motorcycle.
Today The Boss is riding me.

Monday blah.



P.s. One day they will make a fucking machine that enables you to put waterproof sun protectant gel all over your back unassisted. Dallas are you hearing me? Are you?